December 2009
27 posts
Dec 30th
Are you an attorney?
My friends and I got into the holiday spirit and decided to do some volunteer work on Christmas day.  The talent for the event was interesting to say the least.  The musical act was a one-man band.  This elderly Japanese man with a thick Asian accent came out with a harmonica, drum machine, bells, keyboard and electric guitar and played a bunch of Christmas songs.  He was way out of tune with his...
Dec 30th
Dec 25th
“Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.”
– George Bernard Shaw
Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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WatchWatch
From FunnyorDie.com.  A Gaythering Storm There is a storm being caused by gay marriage and we are all in serious trouble. This is a parody of NOM’s Anti-Gay Marriage PSA. Watch the original http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp76ly2_NoI&e
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WatchWatch
Can’t stop listening to Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros.  Just found a cute concert video on NPR.
Dec 19th
Dec 18th
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Fail
My coworker’s friend came to visit and brought her 2-year old kid in my office at work today.  We were laughing because of all the hilarious things he was saying.  This was one of the best: Kid:  What are you guys laughing at? Coworker:  We’re laughing at you because you’re funny.  You’re like an adult in a little kid’s body. Kid:  No, I’m not!  You are! ...
Dec 18th
I like your style
Just saw a woman in my building lobby bring in her cute 3-year old son.  The security guards were trying to use their broken Spanish to talk to him: “Como estas, buddy? Como estas?” The kid was wearing a Christmas sweater with a big gold necklace over it. “What’s that?  A big gold chain?  I like your style, kid.”
Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
Tenacious
Just saw this on my friend’s Facebook update: “Use tenacious in a sentence” “Ok, I went to the footlocker and bought a pair of white tena-cious” It’s a bit of a stretch, but cracked me up.
Dec 17th
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Dec 12th
urrrr durrrr
I just called a restaurant to cancel a reservation.  This was the conversation: Host:  Hi, this is Amanda from Houston’s.  How may I help you? Me:  I’d like to cancel a reservation. Host:  For Amanda? Me:  *silence urrrr durrrrrr
Dec 10th
Dec 10th
“It’s never too late, or in my case too early, to be whoever you want to be....”
– The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Dec 8th
Dec 8th
I thought I was eating a piece of mango in my yogurt this morning.  Turns out it was a piece of paper!  Thanks, Yoplait.
Dec 8th